I may have gone too far.
Do you want to know what real procrastination is?
I can’t do algebra, so in one hour I have taught myself morse code, and I have spent the last ten minuets writing the lyrics to Pompeii fluently in morse
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I am the procratination QUEEN
i did not learn morse in less than an hour for 16 notes
Mother fuckin’ Jim Carrey
i have searched
for this gifset
for all eternity
this is one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen
I know everyone is entitled to their own opinion and have differing views and whatnot but how the fuck do you not like dogs
Guy’s Review of Right Guard Deodorant Ends Unexpectedly
This is GOLD
meet We the Kings ;)
If only I could swim that far…..hmmmmm
-you smell different when you’re awake
-please help me (then smile as if nothing happened)
-you have lovely skin, I can’t wait to wear it
-your hair tastes like strawberries
-he knows, don’t go home.
-I always knew you would die in my arms
-every time I poop I think of you
-no one will ever believe you
-I killed mufasa
-I bet you didn’t feel me lick your ear
-mother told me it would be like this
Not mine, but describes favourite bands perfectly!
These guys are so amazing
☺️playing around with my #vaporizer <3 I’m actually supposed to be #cleaning.-. 😳 I need to learn new #smoketricks though😘💨